no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Randomize
