I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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