found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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