If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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