So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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