Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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