He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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