Christians are straight up FREAKS
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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