my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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