Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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