SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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