I love black thongs
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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