I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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