it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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