The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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