Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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