Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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