The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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