Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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