Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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