Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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