I've blown a few things in my day
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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