he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Is Oprah even human
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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