Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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