I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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