I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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