So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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