I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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