Don't make out with my wife yet
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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