I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Randomize
