I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm really into asian looking animals
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
