every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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