Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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