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Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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