So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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