Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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