so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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