Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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