you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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