Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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