There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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