his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
nutella sex= disaster
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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