What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I will pee on everything he values.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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