The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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