Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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