hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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