we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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