and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
No subtext here. People are naked.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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