weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Your cock deserves a montage
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
