I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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