Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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